Submitted by Bootlicker on

This equation should be taught in all math classes!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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ok heres one..

All the body functions were in a argument about who was the boss of the system. So the stomatch piped up and said "I'm the boss because if i stop working no food can get in, we will die." then the heart spoke out "if i stop working no blood can get to the stomatch or any where, and we will die." Just the the brain said " no no no..if I don't work no communication is brought anywhere, and we will die." Out of nowhere the asshole said "nope your all wrong I'm the boss, if i stop working none of you can do anything." Just then the brain, heart, and stomatch started to laugh. So the asshole got pist and slammed shut....at first there was no real problem. But after a while the stomatch couldn't keep anything in, the heart started to slow down and had a hard time to work, and the brain just couldn't function. So finally they all spoke out and said "ok ok.. you win your the boss, just let it out......

Well.. the moral of the story is, you don't have to have the brains, heart or the guts to be a boss, you just have to be an ASSHOLE

Pvt.J.Thurlow

J.Thurlow