Submitted by Major Reeder on

Moday be International talk like a Pirate day... I expect every one of ye scurvy dogs ta grab onto yer nads and speak the talk of all reaaaal men! Aye... that be Pirate speak!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

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Arrrrrrrrrrr, ye beat me to

Arrrrrrrrrrr, ye beat me to the punch you barnacle laden vermin,ah har!
Did you hear about the pirate movie?

Its rated ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

how much did the pirate sell his corn for?

a buccaneer!

and now who dares make me walk the plank!

Seamus

"it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifing......nothing"
MacBeth

PRIMA NOCTA

Shiver me timbers,

Is it time once again to run up the colors and strike out to the sea lanes for booty? Me Flynn movies are all lined up for tonight. I'll keel haul the first one who disturbs me. Arr...

--
Michael Johnson

-- Michael Johnson

I always wondered...

What did Spanish pirates say? "Shiveros mi timbros compadres?

And what about Chinese pirates? Since they can't pronounce the
letter 'R' do they just say, "ALLLLLLLLLLLL" ?

Sometimes the mind just wonders, or in my case, wanders....

Joe

Arrrrgggg... sorry there

Arrrrgggg... sorry there matey. I'll be eating parrot, errr.. crow fer opening my trap.

Well, me maties, it's time fer a pirate tale.

Old moldbeard the pirate was asked by a child about his hook and his eyepatch:

"Well, me hook - I got that when a shark bit me hand off."

"And how did you lose your eye?"

"Well, a seagull pooped in me eye."

"You lost your eye when a seagull pooped in it?" the astonioshed child asks.

"Well, yes, it was the first day with me new hook."

Arrrrggggg....

The day after.....Now its

The day after.....
Now its time to put your parrots away for another year, talk like a pirate day has gone and passed and now with a teary eye we must bid adieu...
Arrrrrrrrrrrawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Seamus

"it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifing......nothing"
MacBeth

PRIMA NOCTA